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Tabiza Jericho Berry, Galactic Diplomat (1999-2544)

shaunduke (shaunduke@undisclosed.example.com) — 2025-08-05T19:39:18+00:00

Tabiza Jericho Berry, Galactic Diplomat (1999-2544) Tabiza Jericho Berry was born on December 31st at 11:59 PM to Sam Berry and E.E. Lersie Berry, a pair of preppers who built a bunker beneath the infamous village of Monowi, Nebraska (current population of one). Convinced that their daughter was special due to her proximity to Y2K, Tabiza's parents raised her in secret within their bunker compound. However, while considered quacks by the rest of the Berry family, Sam and E.E. Berry were, in fac…

What is The Histories?

shaunduke (shaunduke@undisclosed.example.com) — 2025-06-26T06:41:06+00:00

What is The Histories? The Histories is an encyclopedia of the history of the universe as understood by its creator, Shaun Duke, and from an Earth-centric perspective (for a Betelgeusian perspective, please see the Orkla'dyrkan Vol). It began as a series of entries of absolutely true biographies of real people, many of whom requested (i.e., paid money) that their true stories be told. These individuals created the core of the wiki, as no history would be adequate if it did not funnel its unders…

Patricia Elsbeth Matson, The Sloth Preservationist (1862-Present) - created

shaunduke (shaunduke@undisclosed.example.com) — 2025-06-20T19:22:28+00:00

Patricia Elsbeth Matson, The Sloth Preservationist (1862-Present) Born in 1862 to Paul Elsewhen Matson and Penelope Sarracena Matson in Anti-Baltimore (see Pocomoke City), Patricia Elsbeth Matson was a renowned botanist, paleontologist, and naturalist who helped found the U.S. Megafauna Conservation Service. At an early age, Matson shows a remarkable aptitude for plant genetics. At the age of six, she caused local scandal when it was discovered that she had re-wilded thirteen hectares of farmla…

Forthcoming Entries and Edits

shaunduke (shaunduke@undisclosed.example.com) — 2025-06-10T19:52:42+00:00

Forthcoming Entries and Edits The following is a list of entries that are currently “in the works.” These will be completed at a future date and added to the wiki and navigation. Forthcoming Entries * Keith Dewtosthenes Manuel, The Rebel Librarian of Ator-Maw (2087-2599)

Mike Jeanne-Clisson Martinez, The Bearded Terror of the High Skies (1542-Present) - created

shaunduke (shaunduke@undisclosed.example.com) — 2025-06-10T19:47:31+00:00

Mike Jeanne-Clisson Martinez, The Bearded Terror of the High Skies (1542-Present) Born to Miles Churmound, an English sailor, and Constança Martínez (née Martinez) on Navarre, a disgraced countess who was exiled to a now lost prison on an island with no official name. The island was unofficially known as Isla Escondida to English travelers in the late 1700s until its mysterious disappearance in 1776, after which records of its existence were wiped from the public record. It is unknown when Chur…

Paul Trajan Weimer, Lost Emperor of the Roman Underworld (6 B.C.E.-Present)

shaunduke (shaunduke@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-06-27T19:00:05+00:00

Paul Trajan Weimer, Lost Emperor of the Roman Underworld (6 B.C.E.-Present) Forthcoming Updates: * The Wilmington Incident Born under the harvest moon beneath the Devil's Bridge to Laelia of Tarraco and Faunus, Paul Trajan Weimer was raised as a goat herder. As a child, he grew fond of stories of Roman conquest and discovery beyond the Apennine Peninsula and became renowned for his perfect memory and oratory skills. Before his twelfth birthday, Augustus Caesar visited Tarraco to hear Weimer…

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shaunduke (shaunduke@undisclosed.example.com) — 2023-07-08T17:49:37+00:00

There is no record of a Jen Zink existing in any reality presently known. The existence of Jen Zinks was originally confirmed as impossible in 1971 by Virgil Gormenghast II in his famous Spicoli Experiments. No further experiments are expected, as the scientific community considers them more wasteful than continued efforts on Oak Island to discover buried Templar treasure.

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